A mother was driving her little girl to a friend\u2019s house for a playdate when the little girl, curious as ever, asked, \u201cMommy, how old are you?\u201d The mother, with a smile, replied, \u201cSweetheart, it\u2019s not polite to ask a lady her age.\u201d The little girl accepted this answer but soon followed up with another question: \u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d The mother, slightly taken aback, said, \u201cThose are personal questions, and they\u2019re really none of your business.\u201d Undeterred, the little girl asked one final question: \u201cWhy did you and Daddy get a divorce?\u201d The mother, exasperated, responded, \u201cThat\u2019s enough questions, young lady!\u201d<\/p>\n
Later, as the little girl played with her friend, she shared her frustrations. Her friend, with a grin, advised, \u201cAll you need to do is look at her driver\u2019s license. It\u2019s like a report card; it has everything on it!\u201d That night, the little girl proudly approached her mother, saying, \u201cI know how old you are. You\u2019re 32, and you weigh 130 pounds.\u201d The mother, stunned, asked how she knew, to which the little girl triumphantly answered, \u201cAnd I know why you and Daddy got a divorce… because you got an F in s*x!\u201d<\/p>\n
Another time, as the mother did the dishes, the little girl noticed some white hairs in her mother\u2019s brunette locks. With wide eyes, she asked, \u201cWhy are some of your hairs white, Mom?\u201d The mother, with a gentle smile, replied, \u201cWell, every time you make me cry or upset, one of my hairs turns white.\u201d The little girl pondered this for a moment before asking, \u201cMomma, why are all of grandma\u2019s hairs white then?\u201d<\/p>\n
Finally, at a family meal, young Logan quickly began eating as soon as his plate arrived. His mother reminded him, \u201cLogan, wait until we say our prayer.\u201d He looked up, puzzled, and said, \u201cI don\u2019t have to.\u201d \u201cOf course you do,\u201d his mother insisted. \u201cWe always say a prayer before eating at our house.\u201d Logan explained matter-of-factly, \u201cThat\u2019s at our house, but this is Grandma\u2019s house, and she knows how to cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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