A little girl signed the back of her dad’s paycheck herself, thinking she was simply helping because she already knew his name.
A very dirty boy told his mother he was ready to play a guessing game, only to discover that his mother couldn’t recognize him after playing outside.
A nervous student explained that his friend had borrowed his report card—not to study, but to scare his own parents with it.
And when a child was asked to say “Daddy,” he innocently repeated the one word his father clearly wished he had never taught him.