Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas-Jan: An Orange.Feb: A Labrador..Mar: Cheesecake.Apr: Prison sentence…May: Engagement ring.Jun: Nothing.Jul: A slice of pizza.Aug: A trip to Bahamas..Sep: A new car.Oct: A lump of coal.Nov: Wine.Dec: Nothing..
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